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INDY ATTRACTS NEW ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT STEAKHOUSE CHAIN TO DOWNTOWN

Gastronomically challenged citizens and visitors of Indianapolis will now how a new place to enjoy the five food groups of meat: beef, pork, chicken, lamb and moose. Fogo de Chao will open up at the Zipper Building on Washington Street just in time for race fans.

"We figured the month of May would be a great time to open a chain restaurant in Indianapolis since most people will be too plowed to appreciate how overpriced everything is," said general manager and annoying CBS college basketball analyst Billy Packer. "Plus since there is probably a Fogo de Chao in their hometown, they'll feel like they never left the suburbs of Anytown, USA, while enjoying an authentic Brazilian Steakhouse experience!"

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