In one episode of 'The Office', the ladies of Dunder Mifflin are instructed to prepare an impromptu party. Gathered around the planning table, they begin throwing out color theme suggestions. I believe Phyllis suggests green to which Angela retorts: "Green is whore-ish."
Today, my lawn is green. Bright green. Healthy green. Parts of it even need to be mowed already.
Could it be the Scott's product my dad provided, laden with stuff I can't pronounce and with warnings to keep pets and children off for 24 hours. I feel like I've sold out and plan to try all-natural corn gluten weed preventer and fertilizer in the future.
It's sad that doing the right thing costs so much more money. A bag of corn gluten weed prevent/fertilizer costs $26ish and Scott's costs around $13, plus the Scott's bag is HUGE and I need to buy 3-4 of the natural stuff just to feed my postage-stamp sized lawn.
So when you see my rich green lawn - remember, she's just trying to make it in this tough world anyway she can, even if she is a bit "whore-ish."
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